A popular piece of life-ruining advice: “If it feels good, do it.” Unless you share the same existential goals as protozoa, this is often flat-out wrong.
Fave line: “Do not let such a study discourage you, New Yorkers… you can literally drink all the time.”
Second fave: “At the very least, it’s not that hard to score Xanax here.”
"Meditation is a state of no-mind. Meditation is a state of pure consciousness with no content. Meditation is the awareness that “I am not the mind.” When the awareness goes deeper and deeper in you, slowly, slowly, a few moments arrive – moments of silence, moments of pure space, moments of transparency, moments when nothing stirs in you and everything is still. In those still moments you will know who you are. This is meditation."
shout out to all the birds that have shat on fedoras
Look at your head. Right now. Look at it. If you’re wearing one, 11 times out of 10 you’re trying too hard and I hate you.